Friday, October 23, 2009

Annoying. :/

So, Jesus said love everyone, right? So does that mean that people hadn't evolved yet to be as annoying as they are today? There are a few people I can think of that are just impossible to love, and I'm sure its the same for just about every one else in this world. Everyone knows that one person, or for some of us lucky ones there's a few, that you can't be around for more than ten minutes before you feel like punching them in their stupid face. Maybe Jesus was just a little sly and knew who those people were, and just always steered clear of them? I can see how it would be easy to love those people if you aren't ever around them. But then you wouldn't actually be loving them, just the fact that you don't have to deal with them, and is that really better than not liking them only when they are around? I'd like to have a little sit down with Jesus and ask him a few questions about that.

The Amish have got one thing right.

You know what I've decided? Amish people, those pilgrim Mormons, and every other person that belongs to a religion where you have to dress strictly and stay covered from your neck, out to your wrists, and down to your ankles, are probably some of the luckiest people on this planet.. You want to know why? Because when they have sex, it's probably super amazing times ten. Think about this- if you lived in a community where people are covered up like that all day, every day, any showing of skin would turn you on. even if it was only a forearm, that would be some real eye-candy. Yeah, they work in those bastardly hot and extremely uncomfortable clothes all day, but when the sun goes down, I bet that town really starts creaking. It can probably be compared to any other rare thing- gold... well gold is all a can think of right now, but my point is, everyone wants what they can't have or see all the time. And in our world, we've become pretty desensitized to people showing off their goods. Think about how radical it would be if we only saw that kinda stuff once in a great while. We'd appreciate it a whole lot more, that's for sure. and we'd probably enjoy ourselves more when we got to have those special moments with the opposite sex. But in our society today, seeing skin all over, no matter where you go is pretty much impossible to get away from.